Some Things

There are times that we say things and we don't really mean it. Have you done it? I'm thinking of some things people said which I hope are really true. I mean, some people will tell you bullshit straight away. It may be the truth but they can hurt your feelings by becoming too honest. Well, here are some things which we hope are true, but--on second thought.... are they really true?

1. One Size Fits All (Really?)
2. Can I talk to you for a second? (Who talks with someone for a second?)
3. Oh you look gorgeous!
4. The check is in the mail (Serious?)
5. I'll be back in a minute
6. I promise to keep it a secret between the two of us
7. I love you
8. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
9. You look younger everyday
10. Oh that's bullshit
11. I'll pay you before the deadline
12. You want? (offering an expensive chocolate)
13. You're great!
14. Wash and wear
15. Good morning
16. I'm sorry
17. I'll take care of you
18. I like your hair
19. You're a real friend!
20. Come on, this will change your life
21. I'm quitting (when?)
22. You're really cute on that dress
23. Come on, this is a chance in a lifetime!
24. Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
25. I can't live without you (I've heard this many times)
26. Let's meet at exact 9 am tomorrow
27. Wow you're a great cook!
28. Nothing matters to me except you...
29. You're mother is a great woman
30. Sure, go ahead and do what you want! (You're in serious trouble if you really did go ahead!)
31. Everything will be just fine
32. I believe you
33. Tomorrow will be better
34. This is outrageous! (looking at porno pictures in the internet)
35. You are the most wonderful person I've ever met (meaning, can you lend me 500 pesos?)
36. Come on, it will go away before you know it (talking about pimples)
37. You are my best friend
38. Very interesting
39. (On a personal ad in the net) Attractive young woman seeking soul mates (how can an attractive young woman be looking for geeks in the internet?)
40. This won't hurt (Dentist tells the patient)
41. I don't like sex