Your Mattress Is Filthy

Humans are dirty and filthy animals.... Did you know that after 8 years, your mattress doubles in weight? According to Larry Miller (the guy that's killing Irwin, and the guy that promises you that Sit'N'Sleep will beat the anyone's advertised price or your mattress is FREEEEEE!) from Sit'N'Sleep Mattress Company, in 8 years, your mattress collects so much sweat, oils from your skin and dust mites, that it DOUBLES in weight!

Can this be true? This has to be a shameless ploy to help sell mattresses.... Have you ever carried a mattress? How much do they weigh? 20 to 40 pounds? Is my mattress now 40 to 80 pounds? BLECH! I am officially disgusted....

Sit'N'Sleep is a Southern California company, so I'm assuming that not every person that reads my blog has seen this commercial, so here's the whole disgusting thing....