Cold As Ice

I have been convinced to move to South Africa and continuously drink beer by the marketing geniuses at Castle Beer.

In an ad for South African beer Castle Lite, we are given the impression that while enjoying their refreshing beverages, we will be serenaded by none other than Mr. Rob Van Winkle! However, you may know him better as VANILLA ICE!!!! Awwwww Yeah! He appears as if out of nowhere!!!!

However, as you can see in the commercial, once you finish your beer, Vanilla Ice throws his microphone in disgust and leaves the scene as quickly as he had entered....

But don't be disappointed! Once you open another frosty Castle Lite, Vanilla Ice returns, and all is well with the world again....

I'm sure you'll all understand my reasons for leaving to South Africa if you 'Stop! Collaborate and Listen!'