Totally Relevant Facts That Are Important For Your Wellbeing

So the new guy quit today. He had worked at the company for about two weeks. We apparently did not have enough work for him. Eh, whatever.


Question of the day: According to the International Shark Attack File, Florida ranked number one in shark attacks in the United States in 2005 with 18. What state ranked second? Answer after this.

According to Mr. Mike Rowe, host of Discovery Channel's Shark Week, eight people were killed by sharks last year....WORLDWIDE. That's bad, right? Well, he also stated that twenty-four people were killed by ostriches last year.

Did you know that the World Cup game with the lowest ratings was watched by 93,000,000 households, and the final game (Italy vs. France) was watched by 284,000,000 households?


Have you seen Road House? What a bad ass movie! When Patrick Swayze rips that guys throat out with his bare hand. He should have known...."Nobody puts Baby in a corner."


By the way....I'm reading Jose Canseco's book "Juiced" about steroids in baseball....He's my favorite player ever...but all he talks about is how he wasn't liked as much as Mark McGwire and how everyone was a racist and hated him because he was Cuban.


Did you guess South Carolina? South Carolina came in second with 5 shark attacks in 2005.

Do Not Read This Chelsea!

Communists are bad. I joke about Taylor Hicks killing puppies, but the Chinese government has actually killed over 50,000 dogs in the country.

The AP writes in their article:

"China slaughtered 50,000 dogs in a government-ordered crackdown after three people died of rabies, sparking unusually pointed criticism in state media Tuesday and an outcry from animal-rights activists.

Health experts said only 3 percent of dogs are vaccinated against rabies and more than 2,000 people die of the disease each year.

The five-day slaughter in Mouding county in Yunnan province in southwestern China ended Sunday and spared only military guard dogs and police canine units, state media reported.

Dogs being walked were seized from their owners and beaten to death on the spot, the Shanghai Daily newspaper reported. Led by the county police chief, killing teams entered villages at night creating noise to get dogs barking, then beat the animals to death, the reports said.

Owners were offered 63 cents per animal to kill their own dogs before the teams were sent in, they said."

On another communist note - Fidel Castro has a failing pooper and has called his brother to take his place. I'm sure the Cubans are overjoyed.