I've Weaned Myself

I know I've suckled at the Tiger Woods teat here before on my blog, but this whole thing is so skeevy.... It's just yucky.... I don't even want to watch him play golf anymore....

Along the same lines, I have heard a couple good Tiger Woods jokes, that I'm sure you probably heard already, but if you haven't you'll probably get a good chuckle....

"What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards!"

"Did you hear that Tiger Woods is changing his name?

Yeah.... He'll be called 'Cheetah' from now on...."

"Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns a lot of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one."

Anyway, I've posted some amazing hole-in-one videos before, and this one is equally as awesome.... It's tradition for professional golfers to skip their ball across the water during their practice round before the Masters Tournament at the 16th hole of Augusta National Golf Course.

During his practice round, Vijay Singh skipped the ball across the water four times, before it rolled up onto the green and into the hole....

Funny Religion Joke

Three men arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first man,

"Religion?"

The first man replies, "Episcopalian."

St. Peter looks down his list and says, "go to room 24. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."

To the second man St. Peter asks, "Religion."

The second man replies "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to room 14. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."

To the third man St. Peter asks. "Religion."

The third man replies, "Baptist."

St. Peter looks down his list and says. "Go to room 21. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The third man then says to St. Peter, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must we be quiet when we pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."

The Funniest Joke In The World!

Scientists in London have tested over 40,000 jokes and have found what apparently is the world's funniest joke...

"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a gunshot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"

What is your funniest joke?