NHL Playoffs Means Moller's Moments Are Memories

The National Hockey League Stanley Cup Playoffs start today! I can not proclaim that I am, in any way, a hockey fan.... However, I'll watch a Florida Panthers game just for the play-by-play....

Randy Moller is the colorful play by play announcer for the Florida Panthers. He screams out crazy things every time the Panthers players score a goal, mostly quotes from recent pop culture blockbusters.... It doesn't help the Panthers win any more games (they finished second to last in the Eastern Conference), but it does make the game a little more exciting! At least Randy Moller will have more time to come up with more interesting calls for next season....

Some DJ in Florida put together a couple of YouTube videos matching the goal calls with their videos.....

Some of my favorite calls include:

SCORE!!!! SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

SCORE!!!! I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN!!!!!!

SCORE!!!! I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY!!!!!

SCORE!!!! BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!!!

and

SCORE!!!! I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUT I WON'T DO THAT!!!!!!

You can hear all of Randy Moller's goal calls from this season and recommend some more at:

Moller's Greatest Hits

Smart Guy Predicts The Super Bowl

In 1997, 'Smart Guy' premiered on the 'WB' channel.... You may now know the channel as the 'CW' (commonly pronounced as 'QUA'). Anyway, the show was about a ten year old genius trying to survive in high school.... Well, who knew that the producers of 'Smart Guy' were able to predict the future?

In an episode of 'Smart Guy', the kids sneak into the television station to try to get their father's commercial for his roofing business to play during the prime time television hours. Little did they know that the commercial was going to play at halftime during the Super Bowl.... Ok, ok.... I'll get to the point.... Right before the commercial airs, the announcer reveals the halftime score of the Super Bowl:

New Orleans - 54
Indianapolis - 3

I wouldn't run to Vegas just yet.... The sports books have the Indianapolis Colts as six point favorites over the New Orleans Saints in Super Bowl XLIV.... I don't see the Saints being up by 51 points at halftime....