Stalker

On February 19, 2009, Tijauna police detained an Austrian woman accused of stalking "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso.

Austrian prosecutors say the woman sent the American actor more than 100 letters, pursued him for an autograph and then sent death threats when he refused to give her one.

She was charged with stalking and threatening to kill Caruso, but failed to show up for court in 2007 and was believed to be on the run.

When David Caruso was reached for a comment, he slowly put his sunglasses on and said:

"Stalker? I don't even like corn!"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!