Jones Soda Company Says 'Let's See What Else We Can Carbonate'!

The marketing department of Jones Soda Company often creates crazy seasonal flavors to help promote their brand.... Their most recent group of flavors are based on the game 'Dungeons and Dragons', and include Illithid Brain Juice, Sneak Attack, Potion of Healing, Dwarven Draught, Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer, and Eldritch Blast....


Here are some of their other brilliant marketing ideas.....

'Orange You Glad For Change' Cola

In 2007, the Seattle based company released a limited edition Seattle Seahawks Pack - Including Perspiration, Sports Cream, Natural Field Turf, Dirt and Sweet Victory flavored sodas.


The Dessert Pack - Including Cherry Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, and Blueberry Pie flavored sodas. Future Dessert Packs included Lemon Meringue Pie flavored soda.


The Chanukah Pack - Including Chocolate Coin, Applesauce, Jelly Doughnut and Latke flavored sodas. Each pack came with a dreidel!

The Christmas Pack - Including Sugar Plum, Egg Nog, Christmas Tree and Christmas Ham flavored sodas. Future Christmas Packs included Christmas Cocoa, Candy Cane, and Gingerbread flavored sodas.


The Holiday Pack - Including Turkey and Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, Brussel Sprout, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie flavored sodas. Future holiday packs included Salmon Pâté, Corn on the Cob, Broccoli Casserole, Pecan Pie, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Pea and Antacid flavored sodas.

And for the vegetarians - Tofurky and Gravy flavored soda....

Screw Lamont!

All right. I have one thing to say. Screw the City of Lamont! It smells like sulfur, and it's 95 degrees at 10:00 pm.

I'm staying at a creepy motel, called the Budget Inn. There are cigarette ashes all over the room, I'm afraid to take my socks off, and I'm not even able to enjoy the free Playboy Channel because I found what I can only assume is a pubic hair on what were supposed to be my clean sheets.

So, I'm writing this blog, while sitting in a chair near the room's window, wondering if I'm going to enjoy breakfast at 'Le McDonald's' or 'Le Jack in The Box'. Both of which were recommended to me when I asked the manager of the hotel, "Where is a nice place to eat breakfast around here?"

I'm not going to post "Can You Guess This TV Theme" today. I'm too consumed by the pair of eyes, I can only hope I am imagining, are staring at the me through the motel's bathroom windows. Why are they clear? Aren't the windows in bathrooms supposed to be frosted?

So, I'm going to post a video.... If you were a geek at any point during the previous 35 years, you should be able to relate to this video.... Laugh at me, I dare you, I'll throw my twelve-sided die and attack you with my goblin sword....