Jones Soda Company Says 'Let's See What Else We Can Carbonate'!

The marketing department of Jones Soda Company often creates crazy seasonal flavors to help promote their brand.... Their most recent group of flavors are based on the game 'Dungeons and Dragons', and include Illithid Brain Juice, Sneak Attack, Potion of Healing, Dwarven Draught, Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer, and Eldritch Blast....


Here are some of their other brilliant marketing ideas.....

'Orange You Glad For Change' Cola

In 2007, the Seattle based company released a limited edition Seattle Seahawks Pack - Including Perspiration, Sports Cream, Natural Field Turf, Dirt and Sweet Victory flavored sodas.


The Dessert Pack - Including Cherry Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, and Blueberry Pie flavored sodas. Future Dessert Packs included Lemon Meringue Pie flavored soda.


The Chanukah Pack - Including Chocolate Coin, Applesauce, Jelly Doughnut and Latke flavored sodas. Each pack came with a dreidel!

The Christmas Pack - Including Sugar Plum, Egg Nog, Christmas Tree and Christmas Ham flavored sodas. Future Christmas Packs included Christmas Cocoa, Candy Cane, and Gingerbread flavored sodas.


The Holiday Pack - Including Turkey and Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, Brussel Sprout, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie flavored sodas. Future holiday packs included Salmon Pâté, Corn on the Cob, Broccoli Casserole, Pecan Pie, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Pea and Antacid flavored sodas.

And for the vegetarians - Tofurky and Gravy flavored soda....

Can You Guess This TV Theme? #44 - Answer

Congratulations to Lisa Marie from The Domestication Of A Party Girl for correctly guessing that this week's TV theme was from 'The Bad News Bears'!

With the same premise as the 1976 film 'The Bad News Bears' starring Walter Matthau, Jackie Earle Haley and Tatum O'Neal, the television show revolved around the team's coach, Morris Buttermaker, played by Jack Warden.

As a former minor league baseball player, currently working as a pool cleaner, Coach Buttermaker gets upset after a client refuses to pay his bill and responds by driving the client's car into the sparkling clean pool. Buttermaker is given a choice of either "volunteering" to coach the Hoover Junior High baseball team or going to jail.

Coach Buttermaker chooses baseball over jail time and spends the entire series trying to teach a group of hapless kids how to play together as a team....

While coaching the team, the coach is under constant supervision from Principal Emily Rappant, played by Catherine Hicks. You may not recognize the name Catherine Hicks, but she played the mother on the WILDLY successful show '7th Heaven'.

The casting director for this show was able to pick up a fresh faced Corey Feldman (a favorite of Ally at Fourth Grade Nothing.... He sent her a letter!) for his first major acting role.... But other than that choice, I think think the casting director decided to cast the kids with the funniest names.... Gregg Forrest, Tricia Cast, J. Brennan Smith, Sparky Marcus, Rad Daly, Meeno Peluce, Shane Butterworth, and Kristoff St. John (who looked like a young Barack Obama) rounded off the team....

NewLeftMedia Interviews Protesters On Tax Day

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed tea baggers who were protesting on tax day in Washington D.C.

It's really amazing to watch Mr. Whiteside ask a protester a simple question, and then watch the blank look on the protester's face when asked to simply clarify his opinion.

This might be the most entertaining video they've produced! I wonder if anybody said no to an interview.... Did you know that President Obama is considering banning fishing in America? Who knew?

Can anybody tell me if that little singing blond lady telling me that there is a communist in the White House is former Saturday Night Live star Victoria Jackson?

If you enjoyed this video, I posted three others.... You can watch their interviews with Tea Baggers protesting the Health Care Policies by clicking here, interviews at the Tea Party protests by clicking here and you can see their interviews with people waiting for Sarah Palin to sign her new book (my favorite video) by clicking here.....

Tea Baggers And The Circus

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed tea baggers who were protesting the new health care policies in Washington D.C.

It's really amazing to watch Mr. Whiteside ask a protester a simple question, and then watch the blank look on the protester's face when asked to simply clarify his opinion.

If you enjoyed this video, I posted two others.... You can watch their interviews at the Tea Party protests by clicking here and you can see their interviews with people waiting for Sarah Palin to sign her new book (my favorite video) by clicking here.....

Anyway, enjoy the video!

The World Is Supposed To End Anyway

I don't care what anybody says, I'm putting this on my car!

I'd rather vote for a fly than vote Sarah Palin into the White House.... And we all know what happens to flies in the White House....

All Right Mr. President! I'll Get My Own Fries!

I know I've posted this before, but we're one week away from the anniversary of Barack Obama being inaugurated as the President of the United States, and these clips are awesome....

Who knew the President was such a potty mouth? Before I heard these, I would never have read any of Barack Obama's books, but now I want to read every single one! Here are some clips of Barack Obama reading from his book "Dreams From My Father". Apparently he's quoting a close friend from his youth. These are going to be my ringtones for a long time!

P.S. If you do not like foul language, do not listen to these clips.

Way Too Complicated

Sure You Can Have My Number

Sorry Ass Mother-@#$#@

Buy Your Own Damn Fries

Ignorant Mother-@#$#@#

New Year's Eve!

It's New Year's Eve! 2009 brought us our little Lucy, so I can't say that it's been a bad year.....

Anyway, I've been sitting here for the past hour trying to think of some of the big, exciting things that have happened in 2009, and a way to make them funny and entertaining.... So much happened last year that it's hard to keep it all straight.... So instead of writing a blog with random list of mostly unfunny jokes about what happened in 2009, I'll leave you with a succinct, funny and complete recount of 2009 from JibJab.... I had to watch it a couple of times to see everything in the video....

Well, here's one thing.... Barack Obama was inaugurated as President of the United States.... Can you believe that it hasn't even been a whole year since he's been the President? It feels like he's been the President for the past ten years! See it could have been a whole post with jokes like that.... Don't worry, you can put away your drum set.... No rim shot today.

Barack Obama Could Be A Wide Receiver

This commercial that aired during the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers game on Thanksgiving for the United We Serve program, NFL and the United States proved something..... Barack Obama can't throw a baseball, but he sure can catch a football.... Wait a second, that was totally a forward lateral Mr. President....

Don't Tread On Me

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed 'real Americans' who were out at the Tea Party protests in Washington D.C.

I know it's 9 minutes long.... But it's a fantastic view of what people, outside of my little bubble, are thinking.

I love the guy that's holding the 'Joe Wilson For President' sign who ends up telling the interviewer that he's not supporting Joe Wilson for President.... Ooooh, and the lady that's talking about Barack Obama wanting to create a 'citizen army'! Oh, just go watch the video!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... The videos about equality in Maine, and John Boenher and health care are particularly well done.... Go check them out!

Sarah Palin Book Signing Brings Out The 'Real Americans'!

Two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), from NewLeftMedia.com, stood outside a 'Borders' book store in Columbus, Ohio to interview customers waiting in line for Sarah Palin to sign their copies of her new book titled 'Going Rogue'. There is quite a disturbing trend.... These people are amazing! Seriously, watch the whole video.... The Steeler's fan is my favorite!

By the way, here's a tip..... If someone asks you to give your views about any item that you support, and you know nothing about that item that you support.... Don't stand there and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk..... I wish he would have tapped each person on the forehead with the microphone after they stopped talking!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... Go check them out!

What Would Obama Wear?

If you're like me, and have to wonder whether or not to wear your snow coat or shorts to work in the morning, you're in luck.... President Barack Obama will tell you what to do....

I don't really have to wonder.... It's 70 degrees outside today.... It's going to be 70 degrees outside tomorrow.... And on Thanksgiving.... And on Christmas.... It might be 69 degrees on New Year's Day, but you'll hear about the huge weather dip in Southern California on the news....

Anyway, here's a fun new site where you can enter your zip code and Barack Obama will tell you what you'll be comfortable wearing today.... Unfortunately, when you enter my zip code, he's always wearing the same thing.... Just click on the picture of Obama below to find out what to wear.

Mrs. and Mr. Barack Obama

I'm not sure why this amuses me so much....

Barack Obama Visits The Late Show With David Letterman

Did you see Barack Obama on "The Late Show" with David Letterman last night? What an impressive man.... Anyway, Letterman asked Obama about Jimmy Carter's recent comments about the behavior at the town hall meetings, and Obama answered with an impressive level of class and wit.

David Letterman: Withing the last week, Jimmy Carter started talking about this behavior, and was speculating that this unease or poor decorum, was rooted in racism. Is he on to something there, or is that just something to talk about?

Barack Obama: Well, first of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.

Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Black People!

Jerry blogged last night about the tweet (is it a tweet? or a twit? or a twat?), about Barack Obama calling Kanye West a jackass for interrupting Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech a the MTV Video Music Awards....

I wasn't quite sure that it was real.... I would have assumed the President wouldn't have care to comment on this topic, at least not in this manner.... Anyway, here's the audio from the interview.... I'm liking Obama more and more every day....

On the other hand, Kanye West was on Jay Leno last night to give a public apology to Taylor Swift, and it all seemed to be going great until Jay asked him about his dead mother, then it just got uncomfortable....

Glenn Beck Would Be Horrible At Hangman

Glenn Beck is awfully bad. I can understand why he's losing advertisers. I'll tell you this, if I was being hanged, and I was missing a leg, Glenn Beck is the last person I'd want to pick a letter.

Watch him try to denounce Obama's politics by putting together an incomplete acronym.... Can you guess the missing letter? He can't.

International Left-Handers Day!

That's right! August 13! It's International Left-Handers Day!

Approximately one in ten people in the world are left-handed. I did the calculations, I'd say around ten people read my blog regularly, including myself (because I'm just that narcissistic).

So, if one out of ten people in the world is left-handed.... Ten people read my blog (including me)..... I'm left-handed..... I really know how to write for my audience.

Now if you'll excuse me, Barack Obama, Angelina Jolie and I are going to go smudge some ink while we write our name in the guest book for the Left-Handers Party.... Left-Handers! Represent!

Dog Won't Take Treats From Obama

What does Obama have to do? Can he make nobody happy? Why is the dog too proud to accept government aid?

Domino's Pizza Is Racist!

Today is Barack Obama's 48th birthday! In honor of the President's birthday, Domino's Pizza is offering free servings of their new "CHOCOLATE" cakes.... Hmmmm.... Well played white devil, well played....

All Obama Has To Do

He's A Human Being Too!

Check this out! Here are some photos from "The Official White House Photostream" on flickr. The White House representatives post fantastic pictures of Obama and his staff taking care of business. Here are some of the pictures I found interesting. Click on the banner below to see the entire photostream.