The Beatles

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, the two remaining members of "The Beatles", will be performing at the Radio City Music Hall in New York City on April 4th, 2009. This will be the first reunion of the remaining Beatles since 2002.

Tickets for the show allegedly sold out in nine seconds.

The concert will raise funds for "The David Lynch Foundation" promoting Transcendental Meditation in schools. NOT A JOKE.

Carnival of Light

Sir Paul McCartney has said that he wants to release a long lost Beatles song. The song is called "Carnival of Light" and was recorded in January of 1967. It's a fourteen minutes experimental song that includes distorted hypnotic drum and organ sounds, a distorted lead guitar, a track of spooky church organ, someone gargling, weird sound effects, a tambourine playing, and John Lennon and Paul McCartney screaming random phrases like "ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" and "BARCELONA!".

Look, don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Beatles, but we don't need to hear everything that they put on tape!

My only consolation is knowing that Colleen loves the Jonas Brothers cover of The Beatles song "Hello Goodbye" that is played in the Target commercials. So, if you get Colleen in the Pollyanna, don't forget, Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers CD's are sold everywhere!

I Need To Go Home!

Heather Mills McCartney is starting to bring out the big guns, telling the press that Paul McCartney pushed her into a bathtub, stabbed her with a broken wine glass, and hid her leg from her! I was wondering why she didn't tell anybody....but the I figured that she probably told her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives in a safe and comes calling when you die....his name is Will....oh...and her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives on a tennis court....her name is Annette.....or maybe her friend with no arms and no legs that lives on a mountain....his name is Cliff.....Or her friend that has no arms and no legs that lives on the beach....his name is Sandy! Oh man...Stop me!

Back on July 11, I wrote that Elvis Presley was the "Top Earning Dead Celebrity" in 2005 as reported by Forbes Magazine. Well, "The King" has been dethroned. Kurt Cobain has launched to the top spot as the "Top Earning Dead Celebrity" in 2006, earning approximately $50,000,000 in 2006.

Will somebody buy me the Kevin Federline "Playing With Fire" CD? Colleen refuses to buy it for me and has actually said "I forbid you to buy that album!"

If you have some time, watch this clip of Kevin Federline on WWE Raw.....He's such a douche nozzle!



On a final note, how did the entire world get the idea that the new Spears-Federline kid was named Sutton Pierce, when his actual name is Jayden James? And with a name like that, how is nobody going to mistake him for a female porn star? And what about this kid Madonna stole? The father's name is Yohane Banda and the name he and his wife came up with is David? What's the deal? Sounds like they were preparing him to work at an AOL customer service call center!

Happy Birthday!

What famous person turned "three-quarters of a century" old last Friday, August 25, 2006? Ok, I'm pretty sure that Colleen will be the only person interested in this trivia question.

What famous musician turns 48 today, Wednesday, August 29, 2006?

Birthday Answers After This!

Who said this? "You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed, and it's five years later. So let's be fair."

You guessed it! New Orleans Mayor Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin!

Finally, did you hear that Paul McCartney changed the locks on his house and has frozen his bank accounts to make it difficult for Heather Mills McCartney to spend a lot of money.... Well, allegedly she is now looking into getting a job at IHOP! Ha! Ha! Ha!

By the way....Regis Philbin is now 75 years old and still going strong!

Michael Jackson turns 48 today...Well, at least some of him does.