Dear Mr. Odiferous

Dear Mr. Odiferous:

You had me fooled. You walked onto the plane in your suit and tie. A man this dapper must smell wonderful. This man must smell like a blooming flower in spring.

NOPE.COM!

I am disgruntled sir. I got up very early, just so I could take a shower and prepare myself for the day. I came to the conclusion that if I was going to be sitting in a big metal tube with wings, filled with recirculated air, and possibly a hundred or so of my peers, I would not want to smell like a 'bulbous baboon ass'.

To answer your question... No, I have never smelled a 'bulbous baboon ass', however, I can only imagine the smell is very unpleasant.

But, no, not you sir. You chose to defy the laws of human courtesy. You chose to sit in front of me. You chose to turn my stomach at 6:30 in the morning.

Sincerely,

Guy Who Sat Behind You On The Flight To Sacramento

Paper Planes

Check this guy out.... He threw a paper airplane from the 31st floor of an office building in New York City and recorded the flight....



Mr. Ken Blackburn currently holds the record for time aloft for paper airplanes (thrown from the ground...). The current record is 27.6 seconds! Think you can beat it?



You can visit his website here (and get all the information you might possibly want to know about paper airplanes):

http://paperplane.org/