New Trapped In The Closet Chapters!!!!!

Oh my god! Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!!!! It's finally here!!!! R. Kelly has announced that he has finished 15 new chapters of his horrible/fantastic 'Trapped In The Closet' series....

If you have not seen the masterpiece that is R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet', you have not lived! Click on the picture below, and you can see all 22 chapters on YouTube! Seriously.... It's a magical trip of a movie that runs through R. Kelly's head, with R. Kelly singing all the voices of the characters.... I don't know why you're still reading this! Go watch it!!!!!! You need to get caught up before he releases the next 15 chapters!

Magician Vs. Monkey

When that monkey attacked that woman in Connecticut in February, it eliminated almost any chance I had to talk my wife into letting me get a monkey as a pet. I think this might change her mind....