Oh my god! Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!!!! It's finally here!!!! R. Kelly has announced that he has finished 15 new chapters of his horrible/fantastic 'Trapped In The Closet' series....
If you have not seen the masterpiece that is R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet', you have not lived! Click on the picture below, and you can see all 22 chapters on YouTube! Seriously.... It's a magical trip of a movie that runs through R. Kelly's head, with R. Kelly singing all the voices of the characters.... I don't know why you're still reading this! Go watch it!!!!!! You need to get caught up before he releases the next 15 chapters!
How is it that I am just now figuring out how awesome 'Queen' was? Why did nobody tell me? Of course, I've heard 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and 'We Are The Champions' and 'We Will Rock You' a billion times, but how have I never heard any other of their songs until recently.... I may have heard a song of theirs on the radio now and again, but I never correlated the song to the band.
Anyway, I just heard 'Don't Stop Me Now' for the first time a few weeks ago, AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!! It's constantly on shuffle on my mp3 player, right after R. Kelly's 'Pregnant'. In a search for the music video, I ran across this little gem.... I don't know who created this video, or how it was created, but someone made a video using the sounds and video of the 'Super Mario Brothers' to replicate 'Don't Stop Me Now'.
Oh, one more thing, over the holiday weekend, I was told that my posts can be 'long-winded'.... I'm looking for a little constructive criticism here.... Should I trim down the posts? You guys won't hurt my feelings, and I'm not looking for a pat on the back.... Please let me know what you think....
What is the first thing you think of when you hear the name R. Kelly?
Ok, scratch that, what's the second thing you think of when you hear the name R. Kelly? That's right..... Lyrical genius! His work of art, "Trapped In The Closet", was so hilariously awesome, that it can only be defined as a work of art.... If you've never seen "Trapped In The Closet", R. Kelly's 22-part (so far) hip-hopera, you have not lived..... He seamlessly intertwines a tale of adultery, mystery, and hilarity in a repetitive ballad that could only have come from the mind of R. Kelly. And if that doesn't sell it for you, R. Kelly does all the voices. The whole series is on YouTube, and you can see them all if you click on the picture below....
Back to the reason I'm writing this post..... R. Kelly has struck gold again with his new song "Pregnant" from his new album "Untitled". The song is performed by R. Kelly with Tyrese and Robin Thicke, and it's horribly good.... It's so crazy and catchy, as is R. Kelly's style, that if you're as big of a fan of train wrecks as I am (e.g. Kevin Federline and VH1 Reality Shows) you will enjoy this song as much as I did.... It's so damn catchy that I find myself singing the song in my car, in my office, at the bank, at the grocery store.... It wouldn't be so bad if the lyrics weren't "Girl, you make me want to get you pregnant." So, without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
