If you're like me, and have to wonder whether or not to wear your snow coat or shorts to work in the morning, you're in luck.... President Barack Obama will tell you what to do....I don't really have to wonder.... It's 70 degrees outside today.... It's going to be 70 degrees outside tomorrow.... And on Thanksgiving.... And on Christmas.... It might be 69 degrees on New Year's Day, but you'll hear about the huge weather dip in Southern California on the news....Anyway, here's a fun new site where you can enter your zip code and Barack Obama will tell you what you'll be comfortable wearing today.... Unfortunately, when you enter my zip code, he's always wearing the same thing.... Just click on the picture of Obama below to find out what to wear.
Has your mother ever said to you, 'You better be good, because I have eyes on the back of my ass.'?I would buy every pair of these pants, just because of my love for all things bad.... Ok, so maybe they shouldn't have started the commercial with the first pair of pants, they aren't the best example of the Winkers. But, around the 1:04 mark in the video, magic happens. See the mesmerizing quacking duck pants.... Let them draw you in.... Then at the 2:18 mark in the video, the mystical owl draws beckons to you with his wise and playful winks....I couldn't decide whether I wanted to write that thing about mothers at the beginning of the blog, or if I should write "Hey, is that asshole winking at me?". I'm still torn between the two....
