The World Is Supposed To End Anyway

I don't care what anybody says, I'm putting this on my car!

I'd rather vote for a fly than vote Sarah Palin into the White House.... And we all know what happens to flies in the White House....

All Right Mr. President! I'll Get My Own Fries!

I know I've posted this before, but we're one week away from the anniversary of Barack Obama being inaugurated as the President of the United States, and these clips are awesome....

Who knew the President was such a potty mouth? Before I heard these, I would never have read any of Barack Obama's books, but now I want to read every single one! Here are some clips of Barack Obama reading from his book "Dreams From My Father". Apparently he's quoting a close friend from his youth. These are going to be my ringtones for a long time!

P.S. If you do not like foul language, do not listen to these clips.

Way Too Complicated

Sure You Can Have My Number

Sorry Ass Mother-@#$#@

Buy Your Own Damn Fries

Ignorant Mother-@#$#@#

New Year's Eve!

It's New Year's Eve! 2009 brought us our little Lucy, so I can't say that it's been a bad year.....

Anyway, I've been sitting here for the past hour trying to think of some of the big, exciting things that have happened in 2009, and a way to make them funny and entertaining.... So much happened last year that it's hard to keep it all straight.... So instead of writing a blog with random list of mostly unfunny jokes about what happened in 2009, I'll leave you with a succinct, funny and complete recount of 2009 from JibJab.... I had to watch it a couple of times to see everything in the video....

Well, here's one thing.... Barack Obama was inaugurated as President of the United States.... Can you believe that it hasn't even been a whole year since he's been the President? It feels like he's been the President for the past ten years! See it could have been a whole post with jokes like that.... Don't worry, you can put away your drum set.... No rim shot today.

Barack Obama Could Be A Wide Receiver

This commercial that aired during the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers game on Thanksgiving for the United We Serve program, NFL and the United States proved something..... Barack Obama can't throw a baseball, but he sure can catch a football.... Wait a second, that was totally a forward lateral Mr. President....

Don't Tread On Me

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed 'real Americans' who were out at the Tea Party protests in Washington D.C.

I know it's 9 minutes long.... But it's a fantastic view of what people, outside of my little bubble, are thinking.

I love the guy that's holding the 'Joe Wilson For President' sign who ends up telling the interviewer that he's not supporting Joe Wilson for President.... Ooooh, and the lady that's talking about Barack Obama wanting to create a 'citizen army'! Oh, just go watch the video!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... The videos about equality in Maine, and John Boenher and health care are particularly well done.... Go check them out!

Sarah Palin Book Signing Brings Out The 'Real Americans'!

Two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), from NewLeftMedia.com, stood outside a 'Borders' book store in Columbus, Ohio to interview customers waiting in line for Sarah Palin to sign their copies of her new book titled 'Going Rogue'. There is quite a disturbing trend.... These people are amazing! Seriously, watch the whole video.... The Steeler's fan is my favorite!

By the way, here's a tip..... If someone asks you to give your views about any item that you support, and you know nothing about that item that you support.... Don't stand there and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk..... I wish he would have tapped each person on the forehead with the microphone after they stopped talking!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... Go check them out!

What Would Obama Wear?

If you're like me, and have to wonder whether or not to wear your snow coat or shorts to work in the morning, you're in luck.... President Barack Obama will tell you what to do....

I don't really have to wonder.... It's 70 degrees outside today.... It's going to be 70 degrees outside tomorrow.... And on Thanksgiving.... And on Christmas.... It might be 69 degrees on New Year's Day, but you'll hear about the huge weather dip in Southern California on the news....

Anyway, here's a fun new site where you can enter your zip code and Barack Obama will tell you what you'll be comfortable wearing today.... Unfortunately, when you enter my zip code, he's always wearing the same thing.... Just click on the picture of Obama below to find out what to wear.

Mrs. and Mr. Barack Obama

I'm not sure why this amuses me so much....

Barack Obama Visits The Late Show With David Letterman

Did you see Barack Obama on "The Late Show" with David Letterman last night? What an impressive man.... Anyway, Letterman asked Obama about Jimmy Carter's recent comments about the behavior at the town hall meetings, and Obama answered with an impressive level of class and wit.

David Letterman: Withing the last week, Jimmy Carter started talking about this behavior, and was speculating that this unease or poor decorum, was rooted in racism. Is he on to something there, or is that just something to talk about?

Barack Obama: Well, first of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.

Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Black People!

Jerry blogged last night about the tweet (is it a tweet? or a twit? or a twat?), about Barack Obama calling Kanye West a jackass for interrupting Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech a the MTV Video Music Awards....

I wasn't quite sure that it was real.... I would have assumed the President wouldn't have care to comment on this topic, at least not in this manner.... Anyway, here's the audio from the interview.... I'm liking Obama more and more every day....

On the other hand, Kanye West was on Jay Leno last night to give a public apology to Taylor Swift, and it all seemed to be going great until Jay asked him about his dead mother, then it just got uncomfortable....

Dog Won't Take Treats From Obama

What does Obama have to do? Can he make nobody happy? Why is the dog too proud to accept government aid?

Domino's Pizza Is Racist!

Today is Barack Obama's 48th birthday! In honor of the President's birthday, Domino's Pizza is offering free servings of their new "CHOCOLATE" cakes.... Hmmmm.... Well played white devil, well played....

All Obama Has To Do

George W. Bush Presidential Librarium

Here it is.... The George W. Bush Presidential Librarium!

Click on the picture below to see the interactive version to see closeups and descriptions of the Dow Jones Rollercoaster, the Church and Skate, the Golden Parachutes and all the other rides.

He's A Human Being Too!

Check this out! Here are some photos from "The Official White House Photostream" on flickr. The White House representatives post fantastic pictures of Obama and his staff taking care of business. Here are some of the pictures I found interesting. Click on the banner below to see the entire photostream.

It's All The Same In The End

He's "upsetting" Iran and North Korea by making "insensitive" comments and meddling in their business....

Wait a minute!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! They're the same person!!!!

Do You Have A Better Idea?

"To those who simply criticize without offering new ideas of their own,

I have to ask,

What's your answer?"

Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Just Like Us!

Ok Mr. President.... Just wait until you see what these two girls do with that one cup!!!!

Fresh Prince of DC

I saw this posted by an anonymous poster on a message board the other day and had to share it....

If Barack Obama wants Will Smith to portray him on the big screen, this should be the theme song for the movie....

Sing it to the tune of the theme to "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"....

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power.
If you'll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I'll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.

In West Honolulu, born and raised
in Jakarta, is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out in Chi-Town, relaxin' all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn't mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I'll dance on the Colonnade singing "Yes We Can!"

I got to the White House about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Bushes, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!"

Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care....

The Obameter

"I want you to hold our government accountable. I want you to hold me accountable." - Barack Obama.

Barack Obama has been President of the United States for almost two-and-a-half months now, and has been as busy as ever (at least I hope so) trying to get the United States out of the rut we're in...

One website has created the "Obameter". Leave me alone, I didn't name it....

So, Obama made 514 promises to the American people during his campaign for the his current position as President, and the "Obameter" is tracking each promise he made. You'll see whether he's kept his promise, broken his promise, worked out a compromise, whether the promise is in the works or stalled, or whether there's been no action at all.

As of today, he's kept or compromised 29 of 33 of his promises. That's pretty good. We'll see if he can stay above 80%. What do you think is a reasonable percentage? Of course 100% would be unrealistic.... Do you think it's ok if Obama is only able to keep 60% of his promises? 50%? Less than 50%?

You can keep track of his promises with the "Obameter" at:

THE OBAMETER