Driving Miss Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is very excited about the direction the United States of America is moving now that Barack Obama is going to be President. As she say in the video, "It's our first colored president." Is she allowed to call my people 'colored'? Coming to a theater near you, "Driving Miss Lohan".

Spider....AAAAAHHH!

Lindsay Lohan has revealed in an interview that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she is 30. I was hoping that she would be nominated for a Best Actress Award for her role in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen". Sadly, my prayers were not answered.

Terrell Owens....Football superstar? Clown? Anyway.... You've all heard of him and his antics.....especially his recent alleged pill mix up reported as a suicide attempt. The first thing you need to do is listen to his rap in this youtube video.

Ok....You've seen him as a big shot in the athletic world.....You've heard his domination of the hip hop world.....He's dominated the adult book world with his autobiography.....Well, now....Terrell Owens has written a children's book. Awesome.... Alleen and Noah....Guess what you're getting for Christmas! It hits shelves November 15, 2006. By the way....please notice the starburst on the front cover...."1st in the TO Timeout Series". There will be more!!!!!! For a brief description of the book, go to www.littletlearnstoshare.com.


Brown widows have been found in Orange County. They're popping up all over the place. They're native to Texas, Florida, Louisiana, and Mississippi. They're not as aggressive and their bite does not pack as much of a punch as their Black Widow counterparts, however, arachnid experts say that Brown Widow venom is stronger than Black Widow venom when compared drop for drop. Apparently the only ill effects are a very painful bite and a red mark at the affected area. So if you have kids or pets...keep an eye out for the new eight legged monsters.

Very Very Funny Story

The Associated Press reports that Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton and entertain the American troops stationed there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who would travel to entertain the troops, and said she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.

"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.

So the actress who has been hospitalized for exhaustion and dehydration twice in 2006 wants to go and battle the 120 degree heat with 25% humidity in Iraq. I love how she says that Hillary said the trip seemed too dangerous and Hillary's office said that they recommended that she should try going with the USO. Could you imagine the conversation between Hillary Clinton and Lindsay Lohan on the approximately 14 hour plane flight from New York to Iraq? I imagine it would end with Hillary Clinton begging one of her secret service men to shoot her in the head and put her out of her misery. Oh man, to be a fly on that wall....