Will BP Ever Stop The Oil Spill?

I'm sure you've all heard about the tiny oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.... The news media reports that even though BP is currently capturing approximately 630,000 gallons of oil a day, hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil are still being released into the ocean....

Since it's been incredibly busy around here (knock on wood), I'm going to leave you with two videos....

The first video is a funny little sketch from the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy group showing how BP deals with 'spills'.... The second video is a montage of amazing photos of the oil spill, while politicians are shown screaming 'Drill Baby, Drill'!

NewLeftMedia Interviews Protesters On Tax Day

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed tea baggers who were protesting on tax day in Washington D.C.

It's really amazing to watch Mr. Whiteside ask a protester a simple question, and then watch the blank look on the protester's face when asked to simply clarify his opinion.

This might be the most entertaining video they've produced! I wonder if anybody said no to an interview.... Did you know that President Obama is considering banning fishing in America? Who knew?

Can anybody tell me if that little singing blond lady telling me that there is a communist in the White House is former Saturday Night Live star Victoria Jackson?

If you enjoyed this video, I posted three others.... You can watch their interviews with Tea Baggers protesting the Health Care Policies by clicking here, interviews at the Tea Party protests by clicking here and you can see their interviews with people waiting for Sarah Palin to sign her new book (my favorite video) by clicking here.....

Tea Baggers And The Circus

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed tea baggers who were protesting the new health care policies in Washington D.C.

It's really amazing to watch Mr. Whiteside ask a protester a simple question, and then watch the blank look on the protester's face when asked to simply clarify his opinion.

If you enjoyed this video, I posted two others.... You can watch their interviews at the Tea Party protests by clicking here and you can see their interviews with people waiting for Sarah Palin to sign her new book (my favorite video) by clicking here.....

Anyway, enjoy the video!

The World Is Supposed To End Anyway

I don't care what anybody says, I'm putting this on my car!

I'd rather vote for a fly than vote Sarah Palin into the White House.... And we all know what happens to flies in the White House....

Don't Tread On Me

Here's another hilarious/scary video from NewLeftMedia.com.... Again, two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), interviewed 'real Americans' who were out at the Tea Party protests in Washington D.C.

I know it's 9 minutes long.... But it's a fantastic view of what people, outside of my little bubble, are thinking.

I love the guy that's holding the 'Joe Wilson For President' sign who ends up telling the interviewer that he's not supporting Joe Wilson for President.... Ooooh, and the lady that's talking about Barack Obama wanting to create a 'citizen army'! Oh, just go watch the video!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... The videos about equality in Maine, and John Boenher and health care are particularly well done.... Go check them out!

Sarah Palin Book Signing Brings Out The 'Real Americans'!

Two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), from NewLeftMedia.com, stood outside a 'Borders' book store in Columbus, Ohio to interview customers waiting in line for Sarah Palin to sign their copies of her new book titled 'Going Rogue'. There is quite a disturbing trend.... These people are amazing! Seriously, watch the whole video.... The Steeler's fan is my favorite!

By the way, here's a tip..... If someone asks you to give your views about any item that you support, and you know nothing about that item that you support.... Don't stand there and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk..... I wish he would have tapped each person on the forehead with the microphone after they stopped talking!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... Go check them out!

Glenn Beck Would Be Horrible At Hangman

Glenn Beck is awfully bad. I can understand why he's losing advertisers. I'll tell you this, if I was being hanged, and I was missing a leg, Glenn Beck is the last person I'd want to pick a letter.

Watch him try to denounce Obama's politics by putting together an incomplete acronym.... Can you guess the missing letter? He can't.

The Obameter

"I want you to hold our government accountable. I want you to hold me accountable." - Barack Obama.

Barack Obama has been President of the United States for almost two-and-a-half months now, and has been as busy as ever (at least I hope so) trying to get the United States out of the rut we're in...

One website has created the "Obameter". Leave me alone, I didn't name it....

So, Obama made 514 promises to the American people during his campaign for the his current position as President, and the "Obameter" is tracking each promise he made. You'll see whether he's kept his promise, broken his promise, worked out a compromise, whether the promise is in the works or stalled, or whether there's been no action at all.

As of today, he's kept or compromised 29 of 33 of his promises. That's pretty good. We'll see if he can stay above 80%. What do you think is a reasonable percentage? Of course 100% would be unrealistic.... Do you think it's ok if Obama is only able to keep 60% of his promises? 50%? Less than 50%?

You can keep track of his promises with the "Obameter" at:

THE OBAMETER

Presidents

Ha Ha! I don't see anything odd, do you?

Man, I hope Obama does great things... It's rare that you see a man who's so down to earth, so intelligent, and so personable as he is.... He's kind of like the opposite of a politician.... He just doesn't seem crooked, like he actually has my best interests at heart.

Almost as crazy as a black guy becoming President of the United States of America during my generation? I'm watching women's college basketball highlights on television....with the sound on....

Barack-ets

Every time I see this guy, I'm more and more impressed with the fact that he doesn't seem like a smarmy douchebag politician.

This video is eleven minutes of Barack Obama talking to ESPN's Andy Katz about his bracket picks for the NCAA basketball tournament. It's very long and very boring, but it displays Obama as a regular likeable guy. There's something about him that makes me feel comfortable, and I don't get that knot in my stomach that I get when I see other politicians speak.

I picked UNC to win it all too, so I hope he's as good at choosing the winners as he is at running the country.

Nobama?

I get a radical republican e-mail every month or so. They're selling these stickers and I don't think they're very happy with Obama.... Come on, the guy has been President for a little over a month! How come he hasn't solved everything?!?!?!?!

Can we stop saying that Sarah Palin is our number one choice for President of the United States of America?

I was listening to NPR this morning, and during a discussion about gun control, a sheriff who was interviewed said that "not allowing residents to have guns in their homes, would be similar to letting a fat guy loose in a candy store", referring to the eagerness of the burglars to steal from homes that are not protected by their owners. I can't have a gun, because I would hurt myself.... If someone was going to break into my house, I guarantee you that by the time I found my gun, loaded the gun, and got ready to shoot, I would have shot myself in the leg..... Maybe twice.....

I am glad that there are police departments out there to protect me....... As imperfect as they are sometimes, I think that they're better at keeping the peace than I am.

It's Not An I.O.U, It's An F.U.!

Our accountant prepared our taxes yesterday, and we should be getting small returns from both the federal government and the state. However, since our state (California) does not have any money, and does not know when it will get more money, we're not going to receive the money from the State of California anytime soon. As the accountant said, "It's Not An I.O.U, It's An F.U.!"

The State of California has said that if you owe the state money, you better pay them before April 15, but if they owe you, they have no responsibility to make sure you get paid anytime soon.

The state government also raised sales tax, doubled the vehicle registration fees, and cut funds for education and health care programs.

I remember when Gray Davis was being ousted as governor because he tripled the vehicle registration fees. Arnold Schwarzenegger ran on a platform that he would not raise taxes, especially the vehicle registration fees. Are we supposed to spend another billion or so dollars to recall Schwarzenegger?

Is Obama going to be able to get us out of this recession? Is the commercial mortgage market going to crash? Is the credit card market going to crash? What is going on with America?

Maybe it's time to move to Canada!

Driving Miss Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is very excited about the direction the United States of America is moving now that Barack Obama is going to be President. As she say in the video, "It's our first colored president." Is she allowed to call my people 'colored'? Coming to a theater near you, "Driving Miss Lohan".

McCain's Brain - Very Timely

McCain has been defeated, however, someone made a series of videos entitled "McCain's Brain". Most of them are very funny. Watch them and bid farewell to John McCain.

McCain's Brain: Episode 1



McCain's Brain: Episode 2



McCain's Brain: Episode 3



McCain's Brain: Episode 4



McCain's Brain: Episode 5



McCain's Brain: Episode 6

Land Of The Free

Ok, well I am sitting here at the City of Los Angeles Building Department with no internet connection, so if I post this after you are able to collect your free goodies, then I apologize for not letting you know sooner.

There are companies throughout California that are giving away free stuff to people who have voted!

If you go to Starbucks and flash your "I Voted" sticker, you get a free cup of coffee.

Krispy Kreme is offering a free star shaped doughnut with red, white and blue sprinkles to all voters.

Ben and Jerry's is giving away a free scoop of ice cream to voters between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m.

Of all the goodies offered on election day.

Anaheim White House is offering the most expensive freebie. Voters will receive a complimentary bottle of champagne with their dinner.

And for anyone who was left feeling unsatisfied during this political season, Babeland in Los Angeles, New York and Seattle is giving away a complimentary sex toy to people who flash their "I Voted" sticker. That's right, ladies are offered a free "Mini Silver Bullet Vibrator" and men are offered a free "Maverick Sleeve For Self-Pleasuring". So, for those of you wanting to pull your crank after pulling the crank in the voting booth, Babeland is your store.

I wonder how many voters are enticed by the Grab Your Pole After Leaving The Poll campaign. Ha! I'm funny!

The "Sarah Palin Joke"

What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded!

Only Really Funny Political Stuff

I know that everyone is really really tired of all this politics garbage. You all know that McCain is really old. You all know that Obama is black. Lots of jokes can be told. Very funny. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I promised myself that I would only blog about politics if I found the jokes or information really really really funny.

So, I'm going to post two blogs today. Both regarding Mrs. Sarah Palin. Now, remember, I'm only posting these because I think they're very funny.

This first blog includes a link to a site depicting Sarah Palin as President. Go to the site, maximize it on you screen, turn on your sound and click on things throughout the Oval Office.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

The second blog includes the "Sarah Palin Joke". It's a very funny joke, however, it's very crude. So funny, that I felt the need to call many of you to tell you the joke. So, if you like really really funny jokes, and are not easily offended, go check out the other blog.

The Black Is Taking Over

A reporter for Al Jazeera interviewed residents in Ohio, the state that won it for Bush, after a Sarah Palin rally. Just remember that their vote counts just as much as yours.

Last Day To Register

Today is the last day to register to vote, cough, cough, Sarah, cough, cough.

According to a press release, Los Angeles County, with 4,149,229 registered voters, is the largest election jurisdiction in the United States and has more registered voters than 30 states.

And I'm sure you've all heard, but I've been busy and I haven't been paying attention, but Joe the Plumber, who was mentioned 26 times during the most recent debate is actually named Sam, does not have a plumber's license and owes a bit in back taxes.

Don't Vote

Ok, so this has a lot of celebrities in it, and it's not super funny, but it has a good message, so watch it. Just wait until you're about a minute and twenty seconds in, and then it will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!