Bucks For Bullets

This sounds like a setup.... And if it's not a setup, it sounds like a lot of work.... Cory A. Booker, the Mayor of Newark, New Jersey, is offering $1,000.00 to rat out people who own illegal firearms. That's all you have to do.... Sounds easy, right?

Well, first, you have to call the anonymous tip line and report the crime, and they give you a pin code..... Easy.

Then, you call back a month later to find out if the anonymous tip led to an arrest. If it did, you get a second pin number. Easy.

Finally, you just take the two pin numbers to the bank, and they give you $1,000.00! Easiest money ever made....

One more step. You have to be the unemployed guy from New Jersey, who has to explain to all his thug friends from New Jersey, how you can afford those new shiny $1,000.00 rims for his 1992 Honda Accord.

Nobama?

I get a radical republican e-mail every month or so. They're selling these stickers and I don't think they're very happy with Obama.... Come on, the guy has been President for a little over a month! How come he hasn't solved everything?!?!?!?!

Can we stop saying that Sarah Palin is our number one choice for President of the United States of America?

I was listening to NPR this morning, and during a discussion about gun control, a sheriff who was interviewed said that "not allowing residents to have guns in their homes, would be similar to letting a fat guy loose in a candy store", referring to the eagerness of the burglars to steal from homes that are not protected by their owners. I can't have a gun, because I would hurt myself.... If someone was going to break into my house, I guarantee you that by the time I found my gun, loaded the gun, and got ready to shoot, I would have shot myself in the leg..... Maybe twice.....

I am glad that there are police departments out there to protect me....... As imperfect as they are sometimes, I think that they're better at keeping the peace than I am.