Will BP Ever Stop The Oil Spill?

I'm sure you've all heard about the tiny oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.... The news media reports that even though BP is currently capturing approximately 630,000 gallons of oil a day, hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil are still being released into the ocean....

Since it's been incredibly busy around here (knock on wood), I'm going to leave you with two videos....

The first video is a funny little sketch from the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy group showing how BP deals with 'spills'.... The second video is a montage of amazing photos of the oil spill, while politicians are shown screaming 'Drill Baby, Drill'!

The World Is Supposed To End Anyway

I don't care what anybody says, I'm putting this on my car!

I'd rather vote for a fly than vote Sarah Palin into the White House.... And we all know what happens to flies in the White House....

Sarah Palin Book Signing Brings Out The 'Real Americans'!

Two guys, Chase Whiteside (interviews) and Erick Stoll (Camera), from NewLeftMedia.com, stood outside a 'Borders' book store in Columbus, Ohio to interview customers waiting in line for Sarah Palin to sign their copies of her new book titled 'Going Rogue'. There is quite a disturbing trend.... These people are amazing! Seriously, watch the whole video.... The Steeler's fan is my favorite!

By the way, here's a tip..... If someone asks you to give your views about any item that you support, and you know nothing about that item that you support.... Don't stand there and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk..... I wish he would have tapped each person on the forehead with the microphone after they stopped talking!

These guys have put together six other videos, and all of them are very well done.... Go check them out!

Sarah Palin On Oprah - The Truth Revealed

Did you see see the Sarah Palin interview on Oprah? It was very revealing.... Here's a short recap that Conan O'Brien put together for his show.... I was surprised how much Oprah was able to get Sarah Palin to open up!

Nobama?

I get a radical republican e-mail every month or so. They're selling these stickers and I don't think they're very happy with Obama.... Come on, the guy has been President for a little over a month! How come he hasn't solved everything?!?!?!?!

Can we stop saying that Sarah Palin is our number one choice for President of the United States of America?

I was listening to NPR this morning, and during a discussion about gun control, a sheriff who was interviewed said that "not allowing residents to have guns in their homes, would be similar to letting a fat guy loose in a candy store", referring to the eagerness of the burglars to steal from homes that are not protected by their owners. I can't have a gun, because I would hurt myself.... If someone was going to break into my house, I guarantee you that by the time I found my gun, loaded the gun, and got ready to shoot, I would have shot myself in the leg..... Maybe twice.....

I am glad that there are police departments out there to protect me....... As imperfect as they are sometimes, I think that they're better at keeping the peace than I am.

The "Sarah Palin Joke"

What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded!

Only Really Funny Political Stuff

I know that everyone is really really tired of all this politics garbage. You all know that McCain is really old. You all know that Obama is black. Lots of jokes can be told. Very funny. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I promised myself that I would only blog about politics if I found the jokes or information really really really funny.

So, I'm going to post two blogs today. Both regarding Mrs. Sarah Palin. Now, remember, I'm only posting these because I think they're very funny.

This first blog includes a link to a site depicting Sarah Palin as President. Go to the site, maximize it on you screen, turn on your sound and click on things throughout the Oval Office.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

The second blog includes the "Sarah Palin Joke". It's a very funny joke, however, it's very crude. So funny, that I felt the need to call many of you to tell you the joke. So, if you like really really funny jokes, and are not easily offended, go check out the other blog.

The Black Is Taking Over

A reporter for Al Jazeera interviewed residents in Ohio, the state that won it for Bush, after a Sarah Palin rally. Just remember that their vote counts just as much as yours.

Don't Vote

Ok, so this has a lot of celebrities in it, and it's not super funny, but it has a good message, so watch it. Just wait until you're about a minute and twenty seconds in, and then it will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!