Quantity And Quality - Bacon And Bloo-Duh

Woo hoo! One of my YouTube videos has received over 122,000 views! And over 325 comments!

Anyway, the kid in this video is a brat, but I find it hard to disagree with his logic.

My favorite part of the video? Thank you for asking.... I have two....

Number 1.... Pause it around the 32 second mark....

a. The look on his face is priceless.
b. If you look closely at the miniature wall-mounted license plate, it bears the words "LOW N SLO". I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds inappropriate, so it makes me laugh.

Ok.... Number 2.... Pause it around the 48 second mark and notice the three full bottles of ranch dressing sitting on the table.

However, I don't think that video is half as good as this one.... But this video of a really cute video of a kid worried about his bleeding baby brother only has around 500 views.... I love how the father can't control his laughter!

I probably just need to insert better search terms, but it's such a huge discrepancy.... Which video do you like better?

May Contain Traces Of Peanuts

Possibly the best wordplay ever!

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Here we go again.... In keeping with today's basketball theme, Nike has unloaded a few more of those MVPuppets commercials upon us.... So, to keep the tradition.... Enjoy 'Puppets Selling Shoes'.... On a positive note, David Alan Grier provides the voice for the Kobe Bryant puppet, and he is ALWAYS funny!

Man Vs. Toddler

The guys over at BaratsandBereta.com have created one of the funniest videos ever! I laugh out loud every time I see it! They pit Man versus Toddler in five grueling competitions.... Who will emerge the victor? Will Man win? Will Toddler win? The suspense is killing me! Go watch the video!

Commercial Fit For The Super Bowl

Did anybody else see this commercial? I would have expected to see this commercial between quarters in the Super Bowl, not during the AFC Championship Game between the New York Jets and the Indianapolis Colts.... WalMart better bring during the Super Bowl....

One can really appreciate how WalMart was not only able to plug their status as the nation's low price leader, but also able to take a jab at people's inherent fear of clowns.... Well done WalMart. Well done....

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I'm not quite sure where Nike plans to go with these MVPuppets commercials, but you've seen all of the other MVPuppets videos here..... Why not keep the tradition going.....

I understand the Kobe and LeBron relationship. Two of the best players in the NBA, both very popular and both polarizing figures.... The Kobe and LeBron puppet commercials are pretty funny, and I know you've been dying to find out who took LeBron's new shoes....

I'm not sure if I understand Nike's intentions with the Santa and Blitzen puppet commercials (Yes, I realize I'm a little late to the game with the Santa commercials).... I think someone had some extra puppet making material that he didn't know what to do with.... Who came up with the idea to make a menacing Santa and reindeer who want to throw down on the basketball court?

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They're back! The Kobe Bryant and LeBron James MVPuppets are back in two new commercials, including a multi-part cliffhanger that will be continued in future commercials.... The new commercials aren't as funny as last year's batch of MVPuppets commercials with Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, and they seem to be geared more toward product placement than promoting the rivalry between the two superstars. Even so, they're worth watching....

Date Night

Have you heard of this 'Date Night' movie? It looks fantastic! It stars Steve Carell and Tina Fey as two parents who opt to go out for a fancy date night, but end up being chased around town by two murderous gangsters because of a case of mistaken identity. Hilarity does ensue.....

There are a lot of other big names in this movie, including Mila Kunis, James Franco, Mark Wahlberg, Olivia Munn, Kristin Wiig and many more! I hope they didn't put all of the really funny moments in the trailer.... Speaking of which, look what I have for you....

Accidental Dong

Here's the second blog recommendation for today.... Have you ever been on a walk, seen a group of puppies, and said to yourself, 'Hey, the markings on their faces look like penises!"? Then this is the blog for you... This guy has blessed us by taking pictures of inadvertent penises (it's penises right? Not penii?), and sharing them with the little people.... By the way, the site is safe for work, there are no actual penises on the site. However, your co-workers might not understand your desire to look at accidental dongs. Here are a few pictures from the site.... If you click on the 'Accidental Dong" logo beneath the photos, you'll go directly to the blog....

People Of Walmart

Today, I have two blog recommendations for you.... I can't decide which one is better. Here's the first....

I've spent over an hour on this site today. This person posts pictures of stereotypical Walmart shoppers and their vehicles. The titles, photos and descriptions are all very funny. Here are a few pictures from the site, and they're not even the funniest pictures from the site.... If you click on the 'People Of Walmart" logo beneath the photos, you'll go directly to the site.

Barack Obama Visits The Late Show With David Letterman

Did you see Barack Obama on "The Late Show" with David Letterman last night? What an impressive man.... Anyway, Letterman asked Obama about Jimmy Carter's recent comments about the behavior at the town hall meetings, and Obama answered with an impressive level of class and wit.

David Letterman: Withing the last week, Jimmy Carter started talking about this behavior, and was speculating that this unease or poor decorum, was rooted in racism. Is he on to something there, or is that just something to talk about?

Barack Obama: Well, first of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.

Bloo-Duh!

Really cute video of a kid worried about his bleeding baby brother.... I love how the father can't control his laughter....

John Hughes

Oh crap! John Hughes died of a heart attack today at the age of 59.

What an amazing mind.... Almost everything this man put down on paper was gold. The man wrote "Planes, Trains and Automobiles", the National Lampoon "Vacation" and "Christmas Vacation" movies, "Pretty in Pink", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "The Breakfast Club", "Mr. Mom", "Uncle Buck", "Sixteen Candles", "The Great Outdoors", "Weird Science", all the "Home Alone" movies, all the "Beethoven" movies. Not only did he write these movies, but he produced and directed most of them.....

Genius.... Pure genius....

The man wrote, produced and directed the movie "Curly Sue" for god's sake! He's probably the only person in the world who's been able to make Jim Belushi somewhat funny or charming.

By the way, a little tid bit of information... Can you name the highest grossing American comedy movie of all time?

Home Alone..... So Macaulay Caulkin is the star of the highest grossing American comedy movie of all time, and he's dating Mila Kunis? Makes sense, right?

Turtle Love

I've been debating for about a week about whether or not I wanted to post this video. After watching it about thirty times (and laughing every single time), I've come to the conclusion that it's worth posting.... It funny, cute and disturbing all at the same time....

F-Minus

I was reading the comics page in the Orange County Register last week, and wondered to myself, "When did comics become so unfunny?" Well, here's a really funny comic, well, the strips I posted here are pretty funny. Why isn't this comic strip in the OC Register? I guess they can't find room between the HI-larious Garfield and B.C....

People Love Themselves Some Michael Jackson

After posting the 'Paris Jackson's Memorial Speech' video on YouTube, it received more comments than all 55 of the other videos I have posted - combined!

Here's a question.... Why can't people spell Michael? It's not Micheal. Oh well, I understand, they probably haven't seen the name Michael anywhere during the past two weeks.... Oh wait, you see it everywhere!

Here's are some of my favorite (to make fun of) comments:

"So Sad. Im Really Crying Right Now.R.I.P Michael Jackson. Best Person EVER. "

"I thought MJ would come back at one of his tours and just start singing, and this would just be a joke, but I think it's real. And I don't think he would want to play a prank like that anway and make his fans mad. But I really wish this was just a prank. "

"omg. Don't you wish that like his death was all a prank in order to promote his COMEBAACK concert. Lol. (x Idk why, but it all seems really planned to me. Hahha. But, that's just me. ]: I hope that it is a prank though. But if it's not, Rest in paradise, Michael Jackson. We love you. (= "

"i was hoping mj was gonna pop out of the coffin and this all just was a joke."

Man I love the internet....

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The Los Angeles Lakers championship parade is today. So you know what that means.... More of the puppet commercials.

Here's the thing.... I appreciate Kobe and LeBron, their talents and their athleticism. I'm not typically in awe of someone's physical abilities, but a couple of years ago I was listening to a Kobe Bryant interview, and a reporter asked Kobe about a play in the game where he jumped into the air with the ball in one hand, did a 180 degree turn, put the ball in his other hand, and then slam dunked the basketball. Kobe replied with, 'Well, I saw the defender, and I made the decision to switch hands and dunk the ball on the other side so there was no chance it could be blocked.' Of course I paraphrased that, but I just jumped in my office and I was barely able to think about landing on two feet. So, I'm just saying, don't go with him if he tells you that he wants to show you his trophy in his hotel room, but at least get him to sign a coffee cup.

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The Lakers have done it.... They're champions.... There are more commercials.... Let all Southern California residents loot and riot!

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I was going to wait until Monday to post this, but nothing is sacred anymore.... Ha ha ha! Anyway, here's what I hope will be the last of Nike's Kobe and LeBron commercials.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You missed the finals!